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(1066 acronyms found)
$0.02
Throwing in your two cents' worth
1FTR
One for the road
24/7
24 hours a day, 7 days a week
2p
British version of $0.02
A/S
Age/Sex?
A/S/L
Age/Sex/Location
AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAK
Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
ACRONYM
Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN
Any Day Now
AFAIAA
As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC
As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS
As Far As I Can See
AFAICT
As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFAIR
As Far As I Remember; As Far As I Recall
AFAIUI
As Far As I Understand It
AFAYK
As Far As You Know
AFB
Away From Brain
AFC
Away From Computer
AFCPS
Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA
A Few Days Ago
AFDB
A Few Days Back
AFK
Away From Keyboard
AFU
All ****ed Up
AI
As If
AICMFP
And I Claim My Five Pounds
AIH
As It Happens
AIIC
As If I Care
AIR
As I Recall
AIR
As I Remember
AIS
As I Said
AISB
As I Said Before
AISI
As I See It
AIUI
As I Understand It
AIW
As It Were/Was
AKA
Also Known As
ALA
As Long As
ALAP
As Late As Possible
AMAP
As Much/Many As Possible
AMD
Air Movement Device
AMF
Adios Mother ****er; Adios My Friend
AMF
All My Fault
AML
All My Love
ANFAWFOS
A Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different
ANSI
American National Standards Institute
AOL
America OnLine
AOL
Army of Lamers
APAC
All Praise And Credit
ARE
Acronym Rich Environment
ASAFP
As Soon As ****ing Possible
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASCII
American Standard Code of Information Interchange
ASF
And So Forth
ASL
Age, Sex, Location
ASO
And So On
ATB
All The Best
ATEOTD
At The End Of The Day
ATLA
Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM
At The Moment
ATM
Automatic Teller Machine
ATSL
Along The Same Line
ATT
At The Time
ATTN
Attention
ATTYOB
Anything That Turns You On Baby
AWCIGO
And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWOL
Absent WithOut Leave
AWS
As We Speak
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AYCOOYM
Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind?
AYF
All Your Fault
AYK
As You Know
AYOR
At Your Own Risk
AYPI
And Your Point Is?
AYR
Awaiting Your Reply
AYT
Are You There?
B/C
BeCause
B4
Before
B4N
Bye for Now
BAB
Build A Bridge
BAC
By Any Chance
BAC
Back At Computer
BAD
Broken As Designed
BAF
Brain Already Fried
BAG
Big Ass Grin
BAIC
Boy, Am I Confused
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BAMF
Bad Assed Mother ****er
BANANA
Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAS
Big Ass Smile
BB
Be Back
BBFN
Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB
Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF
Be Back In A Few
BBL
Be Back Later
BBN
Bye Bye Now
BBR
Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS
Bulletin Board System; Be Back Soon
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
BBW
Big Beautiful Women
BC
Basket Case
BC
BeCause
BCC
Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU
Be Seein' You
BEG
Big Evil Grin
BF
Boyfriend
BFBI
Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFD
Big ****ing Deal
BFFL
Best Friends For Life
BFG
Big Friendly Giant; Big ****ing Gun; Big ****ing Grin
BFG
Big Fat Grin
BFH
Big ****ing Hammer
BFI
Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of ****ing Idiots
BFM
Big ****ing Magic
BFMI
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN
Bye For Now
BFOG
Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG
Big Grin (as in
BGUTI
Better Get Used To It
BH
Better Half
BHB
Big Hairy ****
BIBO
Beer In Beer Out
BIC
Best In Class
BIC
Back In Character
BICBW
But I Could Be Wrong
BIL
Brother In Law
BION
Believe It Or Not
BIOYA
Blow It Out Your Ass/****
BIOYIOP
Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BITD
Beaten It To Death
BK
Because
BKA
Better Known As
BKAM
Between Keyboard And Monitor
BLTN
Better Late Than Never
BM
Bite Me
BMB
Bite My Butt
BMF
Bad Mother ****er
BMOC
Big Man On Campus
BMTIPG
Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF
Big Name Fan
BNI
Batteries Not Included
BOC
But Of Course
BOF
Birds Of a Feather
BOF
Boring Old Fart
BOFH
**** [system] Operator From Hell
BOHICA
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!
BOK
Beer On Keyboard
BOL
Best Of Luck
BOOMFM
Bored Out Of My ****ing Mind
BOOYFM
Bored Out Of Your ****ing Mind
BOS
Big Orange Switch
BOT
Back On Topic
BOTE
Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC
Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB
Be Right Back
BRBGTGP
Be Right Back, Got To Go Pee
BRGDS
BestReGarDS
BRL
BRaiLle
BRS
Big Red Switch
BS
Bull ****
BS
Big Smile
BSEG
Big **** Eating Grin
BSG
Broad Sweeping Generalization; Big Smiling Grin
BSL
British Sign Language
BTA
But Then Again (in response to IOW)
BTAICBW
But Then Again I could Be Wrong
BTAIM
Be That As It May
BTDT
Been There, Done That
BTDTGTTS
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTOBD
Be There Or Be Dead
BTSOOM
Beats The **** Out Of Me
BTW
By The Way
BUAF
Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BUAG
Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BWCA
But Who Cares Anyway
BWQ
Buzz Word Quotient
BY
BusY
BYKT
But You Knew That
BYKTA
But You Knew That Already
BYOB
Bring Your Own Booze/Bottle
C/O
Care Of (for sending mail)
CADET
Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CB
Call Back
CC
Carbon Copy
CF
Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster **** (meaning similar to SNAFU)
CFD
Call For Discussion
CFP
Call For Papers
CFV
Call For Votes
CHOWUR
see (C) HOW yoU aRe
CHUR
see (C) How yoU aRe
CIC
Christ, I'm Confused
CIO
Cut It Out
CIS
Compuserve Information Service
CLAB
Crying Like A Baby
CLOAKA
Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CMIIW
Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO
COnference
COD
Cash On Delivery
COTFLGOHAHA
Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack
CPF
Can Pigs Fly?
CRAFT
Can't Remember A ****ing Thing
CRPG
Character (or computer) Role Playing Game
CRS
Can't Remember ****
CS
Cop Shop (police station); Customer Service
CTTD
Cute Things They Do
CTTS
Cute Things They Say
CU
see (C) yoU
CUL
see (C) yoU Later
CUL8R
see (C) yoU LateR (L8R)
CUL8TR
see (C) yoU LaTeR (L8TR)
CWYL
Chat With You Later
CYA
Cover Your Ass
CYA
see (C) you (YA)
CYA
See (C) You All
CYL
see (C) You Later
D&C
Duck and Cover
D/L
Download, transmit to you
DAP
Parents Against Dyslexia
DBA
Doing Business As
DBN
Doing Business, NOT
DD
Darling Daughter
DFU
Don't Forget Units
DGMS
Don't Get Me Started
DH
Dear Hubby; Dumb Hubby; Deaf Hubby; DickHead
DIAF
Die In A Fire
DIIK
Damned If I Know
DIIN
Damned If I kNow
DIL
Daughter In Law
DILLIGAF
Does It Look Like I Give A ****?
DILLIGAFF
Do I Look Like I Give a Flying ****?
DITUIHIBMSL?
Did I tell you I hate IBMs lately?
DITUILIBMSL?
Did I tell you I love IBMs lately?
DK
Don't Know
DKU
Drop Kick Ugly
DL
Download, transmit to you
DLG
Devilish Little Grin
DNA
Did Not Answer
DNPM
Darn Near Pissed Myself
DOA
Dead On Arrival
DOB
Date/Day Of Birth
DOM
Dirty Old Man
DPAITNWL
Disturbing People And Irritating The Neighbours With Laughter
DRA
Don't Recognize Acronyms
DS
Darling Son
DTD
Document Type Definition
DTOKAB
Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTP
DeskTop Publishing
DTRT
Do The Right Thing
DUCWIC
Do You see (C) What I see (C)
DUK
Dead Upon Keyboard
DWIM
Do What I Mean
DWIMC
Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS
Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DYE
Damn Your Eyes!
DYHWIH
Do You Hear What I Hear
DYOH
Do Your Own Homework
DYSWIDT
Do You See What I Did There
DYSWIS
Do You See What I See
E2EG
Ear to Ear Grin
ED
Emotionally Disturbed
ED
Every Day
EDP
Emotionally Disturbed Person
EIF
Exercise In Futility
EMWTK
Enquiring Minds Want To Know
EOB
End Of Business
EOD
End Of Discussion
EOF
End Of File
EOL
End Of Lecture
EOT
End Of Thread (i.e., don't reply to this message)
ES&D
Eat **** & Die
ES<HI
Eat **** & Live To Hate It
ESAD
Eat **** And Die
ESAL
Eat **** And Live
ESOSL
Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA
Extended Three Letter Acronym
F2F
Face To Face
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions. (A list of FAQ and answers)
FCFS
First Come, First Served
FCOL
For Crying Out Loud
FDROTFL
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FFRD
Flying **** in a Rolling Donut (I don't give a....)
FFS
For ****s Sake
FICCL
Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFY
Fixed It For You
FIGJAM
**** I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIGMO
**** It, Got My Orders
FIIK
****ed If I Know!
FIL
Father In Law
FIOFYF
Figure It Out For Yourself, ****er
FISH
First In, Still Here
FITB
Fill In The Blank
FLNF
Funny Little Nose Fart
FLNFWS
Funny Little Nose Fart With Spray
FMH
**** Me Harder (usually an exclamation of disgust)
FML
**** My Life
FNO
From Now On
FOAD
**** Off And Die
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG
Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG
Father Of A Girlfriend
FOCL
Falling Off Chair Laughing
FOD
Finger Of Death
FOFLAHMSL
Falling On Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
FOOBAR
Variant of FUBAR
FOS
Freedom Of Speech; Full Of ****
FOT
Full Of Tripe
FOTCL
Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FOTFLMAAOBPO
Falling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
FRED
****ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRZ
Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FSVO
For Some Value Of
FTAOD
For The Avoidance Of Doubt
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTDS
**** The Dumb ****
FTF
Face To Face
FTITK
For Those In The Know
FTL
Faster Than Light
FTNITK
For Those Not In The Know
FTP
File Transfer Protocol
FTS
Fixin' To Start
FTW
For The Win
FUBAB
****ed Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR
****ed Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUMTU
****ed Up More Than Usual
FURTB
Full Up Ready To Burst (about hard disk drives!)
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FY&TSYRIO
**** You & The Sysop You Rode In On
FYA
For Your Amusement
FYDITM
**** You Directly In The Mouth
FYI
For Your Information
G
Grin (as in )
G2G
Got to Go
GA
Go Ahead
GAC
Get A Clue
GAFIA
Get Away From It All (as in drop out of ILink for a bit)
GAL
Get A Life
GBH&K
Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH&KB
Greak Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GC
Garbage Collect (tidy up)
GD&H
Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GD&R
Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&RF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast!
GD&RVVF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast!
GD&W
Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GDR
Grinning Ducking and Running
GF
Girlfriend
GFR
Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GFU
General **** Up.
GGC
Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
GGG
GiGGle (as in
GGN
Gotta Go Now
GH
Getting Hard (male)
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GIYF
Google Is Your Friend
GLG
Goofy Little Grin
GLGH
Good Luck and Good Hunting
GMT
Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GOK
God Only Knows
GOOML
Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA
Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI
Get On With It
GPF
General Protection Fault; Go Puke, Fast!
GRUIT
Get Real yoU Impudent Thing
GSHIWMP
Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTBOS
Glad To Be Of Service
GTFO
Get The **** Out
GTFOOMF
Get The **** Out Of My Face
GTG
Got To Go
GTP
Gone To Pee
GW
Getting Wet (female)
GWATCDR
God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
H2
How To
HAGD
Have A Good Day
HAK
Hugs And Kisses
HAND
Have A Nice Day
HCB
Holy Cow, Batman!
HHGTTG
HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHO1/2K
Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOJ
Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK
Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS
Ha Ha Only Serious
HIB_
Have I Been ______?
HMFIC
Head Mother ****er In Charge
HOMPR
Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing
HP
Home Page
HSIK
How Should I Know
HSP
Highly Sensitive Person
HTEI
Hope This Explains It
HTFSIK
How The **** Should I Know
HTH
Hope This Helps
HTML
Hyper Text Markup Language
HUA
Head Up Ass
HW
HardWare
HWS(PEST)
Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
HWUA
Head Way Up Ass
HWWLTBO
He Who Would Like To Be Obeyed
IAAA
I Am An Accountant
IAAL
I Am A Lawyer
IAC
In Any Case
IAE
In Any Event
IANAA
I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC
I Am Not A Crook
IANAE
i Am Not An Expert
IANAE
I Am Not An Electrician
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV
I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
IANYM
In A New York Minute
IARTPFWTSIOWIM
I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means.
IASH
I Am So Horny
IBC
Inadequate, But Cute
IBM
Inadequate, but Marketable
IC
I see (C)
ICB
I Care Because?
ICBM
InterContinental Ballistic Missile
ICIHICPCL
I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICTYBTIHTKY
I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR
I see (C) You Are
IDGAD
I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAS
I Don't Give A ****
IDGI
I Don't Get It
IDK
I Don't Know
IDTS
I Don't Think So
IDTT
I'll Drink To That!
IHATCFYB
I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body!
IHTBS
It Has To Be Shown
IHTFP
I Hate This ****ing Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise
IIABDFI
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIRC
If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IIRCAID
If I Recal Correctly And I Do
IIRR
If I Recall Rightly
IITYWIMIWHTKY
If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWYBAD
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink?
IITYWYBMAB
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer?
IIUC
If I Understand Correctly
IJLS
I Just Like Saying
IK
I Know
ILI
I Like Ike
ILICISCOMK
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke/Cadmium On My Keyboard
ILIWTPCT
I Love It When The Plan Comes Together.
ILSHIBAMF
I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
ILU
I Love yoU
ILY
I Love You
IMAO
In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO
In My Biased Opinion
IMCDO
In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO
In My Considered Opinion
IME
In My Experience
IMFU
Immense Military **** Up
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
IMMOR
I Make My Own Rules
IMNSHO
In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSVHO
In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IMOBO
In My Own Biased Opinion
IMPOV
In My Point Of View
IMS
I Must Say
IMV
In My View
IMVHO
In My Very Humble Opinion
INGSI
I'm Not Gonna Say It
INPO
In No Particular Order
INT
I'll Never Tell
IOU
I Owe yoU
IOW
In Other Words
IRL
In Real Life
IROOC
I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
ISAGN
I See A Great Need
ISO
In Search Of
ISP
Internet Service Provider
ISTM
It Seems To Me
ISTR
I Seem To Recall/Remeber
ITA
I Totally Agree
ITFA
In The Final Analysis
ITRO
In The Region Of
ITYM
I Think You Mean
IUTHALORFH
I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her
IUTKATS
I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWBNI
It Would Be Nice If
IWIK
I Wish I Knew
IWSN
I Want Sex Now
IYAM
If You Ask Me
IYFEG
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYHO
In Your Humble Opinion
IYKWIMAITYD
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYSWIM
If You See What I Mean
J/K
Just Kidding
JAFO
Just Another ****ing Observer
JAFU
Just Another **** Up
JAM
Just A Moment; Just A Minute
JAS
Just A Second
JFF
Just For Fun
JFGI
Just ****ing Google It
JFYI
Just For Your Information
JIC
Just In Case
JMHFOOC
Just My Humble ****ing Opinion Of Course
JMOOC
Just My Opinion Of Course
JPW
Just Plain Weird
JSNM
Just Stark Naked Magic
JTYWTK
Just Thought You Wanted To Know
K
oKay
KCBIWIYWI
Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KIBO
Knowledge In, Bull**** Out
KISS
Keep It Simple Stupid
KITA
Kick In The Ass (type of therapy)
KMA
Kiss My Ass
KMYF
Kiss Me You Fool
KOTC
Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL
Kiss On The Lips
KTB
Kicked The Bucket
KTCOOTN
Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KUTGW
Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM
Know What I Mean?
KYHOOYA
Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass
L8r
Later
LAB&TYD
Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
LAGNAF
Let's All Get Naked And ****
LART
Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool [Clue by four]
LJBF
Let's Just Be Friends
LLTA
Lots and Lots of Thunderous/Thundering Applause
LMA
Leave Me Alone
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Off
LMAOROTF
Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC
Lost My Connection
LMCOA
Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO
Laughing My ****ing Ass Off
LMK
Let Me Know
LMKWYT
Let Me Know What You Think
LMTFA
Leave Me The **** Alone
LMWIS
Lick Me Where I Sweat
LOA
List Of Acronyms/Abbreviations
LOL
Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady
LOMBARD
Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LSFIAB
Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIPMP
Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSP
Less Sensitive Person
LTBF
Learn To Be Funny
LTG
Life Tastes Good
LTIP
Laughing Til I Puke
LTMSH
Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
LTNS
Long Time, No See
LTUAE
Life, The Universe, And Everything (3rd part of THHGTTG)
LUSER
Loser USER
LYL
Love You Loads
M$
Micro$oft
M8
Mate
M80
Matey
MAY
Mad About You
MAYB
Mad About You, Baby
MCIBTY(SN)
My Computer Is Better Than Yours (So Nyerrr)
MCIBTYC
My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer
MD
More Dirt (Physician)
MEH
My Esteemed Husband
MFG
More Friendly Garbage!
MFIC
Mother ****er In Charge
MFWIC
Mother ****er What's In Charge
MGD
My Gameboy Died
MH
Mostly Harmless (5th part of THHGTTG)
MHDC(A)
My Hard Drive crashed (again)
MHYG
Mind How You Go
MIL
Mother In Law
MIPS
Millions of Instructions Per Second; Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
ML
More Later
MLA
Multiple Letter Acronym
MMIF
My Mouth Is Full
MOF
Matter Of Fact
MOH
My Other Half
MORF
Male Or Female
MOS
Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTAS
Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD
Message Of The Day
MOTM
Member Of The Month
MOTOS
Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS
Member Of The Same Sex
MS
More ****; More of the Same; (Masters Degree)
MSCEA
My Southern Comforts' Empty Again
MSS
Member of the Same Sex
MTFBWY
May The Force Be With You
MUD
Multi User Domain (or Dungeon)
MUNG
Mash/Mung Until No Good
MUSH
Multi User Shared Hallucination
MYOB
Mind Your Own Business
N64
Nintendo 64
NAGI
Not A Good Idea
NAVY
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NBD
No Big Deal
NBG
No Bloody Good
NBL
Not Bloody Likely
NBTD
Nothing Better To Do
NERD
National Establishment for Real Dorks
NFG
No ****ing Good
NFI
No ****ing Idea
NFIAA
No ****ing Idea At All
NFW
No ****ing Way
NFY
No **** You
NHOH
Never Heard Of Him/Her
NIAA
No Idea At All
NICBDAT
Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC
No I Don't Want To Chat
NIFOC
Nude In Front Of Computer
NIH
Not Invented Here
NIMBY
Not In My Back Yard
NIMTO
Not In My Term of Office
NINO
Nothing In, Nothing Out
NIT
Not In Therapy
NLI
Not Logged In
NM
NeverMind
NMI
No Middle Initial
NN
Night-Night
NORWICH
kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOYB
None Of Your Business
NP
No Problem
NPF
No Problem Found
NPLU
Not People Like Us
NQA
No Questions Asked
NQOS
Not Quite Our Sort
NRN
No Reply Necessary
NSFW
Not Suitable For Work
NSS
No ****, Shylock/Sherlock
NTDBWY
Nice To Do Business With You
NTG
Not Too Good
NTH
No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA
Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM
Not That It Matters
NTIMM
Not That It Matters Much
NTL
NeverTheLess / NoneTheLess
NUI
Network User Identification
NWS
Not Work Safe
NYM
New York Minute
NYP
Not Your Problem
O
Over (to you)
OATUS
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS
On An Unrelated Subject
OB
Obligatory (frequently Ob)
OBTW
Oh, By the Way
OD
OverDose; Oh Dear
OFS
One Finger Salute (Usually the middle one)
OH
Off Hand
OIC
Oh, I see (C)
OKC
Oliver Kevin Clark
OMFG
Oh My ****ing God!
OMG
Oh My God!
ONNA
Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA
Oh No, Not This Again
OO
Over and Out
OOSOOM
Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOTB
Out Of The Box
OOTC
Obligatory On Topic Comment
OPL
Obvious Panty Line
OSIM
Oh Shoot It's Monday
OSU
Officially Sanctioned User
OT1H
On The One Hand
OTC
Over The Counter
OTD
Out The Door
OTF
On The Floor
OTL
Out To Lunch
OTOH
On The Other Hand; On The One Hand
OTOOH
On The Other Other Hand
OTR
Off The Record
OTT
Over The Top
OTTH
On The Third Hand
OTTOMH
Off The Top Of My Head
OTTOMHAROB
Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
OTW
On The Whole
OW
Oh Well
OWTTE
Or Words To That Effect
OYIT
Oh Yes It Is
OYOFE
Or Your Other Favorite Editor
PABG
Pack A Big Gun
PBD
Programmer Brain Damage
PBM
Play By Mail (Games)
PCB
Please Call Back
PCYLIHOONL
Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PD
Public Domain
PDA
Public Display of Affection
PDN
Public Data Network
PDQ
Pretty Damn Quick
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBKAC
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PF&HOMW
Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
PFM
Pure ****ing Magic
PFY
Pimply Faced Youth
PGY
Post Graduate Year (as in PGY-1, PGY-2 etc. used in PGY Med)
PhD
Piled Higher and Deeper.
PICNIC
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIMP
Pee In My Pants (often in combination)
PITA
Pain In The Ass
PKB
Pot, Kettle, Black!
PLBKAC
Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
PLMKO
Please Let Me Know, Ok?
PLOKTA
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PMBI
Pardon My Butting In
PMETC
Pardon Me ETC.
PMFBI
Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFBR
Pardon Me For Being Rude
PMFJI
Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIH
Pardon Me For Jumping In Here.
PMJI
Pardon My Jumping In
PMYMHMMFSWGAD
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
PMYMHMMFSWGAS
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A ****.
POC
Prisoner Of Chat; Peeping Other Chatters
POETS
Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday; Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday
POITS
Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday
POM
Phase Of the Moon
POP
Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol
POQ
Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB
Piss Off Quickly and Don't Come Back!
POSSLQ
Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POV
Point Of View
PPL
PeoPLe
PPN
Programmer Project Number (currently known as UserID)
PPP
Petty Pet Peeve; Point to Point Protocol
PPPP
Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PS
Post Scriptum; PostScript; Play Station
PSX
Play Station
PT
Physical Training
PTB
Powers That Be
PTM
Please Tell Me
PTO
Patent and Trademark Office (US Govt); Please Turn Over
PTO
Permission To Officiate
PUOSU
Put Up Or Shut Up
PW
Pathetic Wanker; PowWow
QED
Quod Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done
QOOC
Quoted Out Of Context
QTF
Quoted For Truth
RA
Research Assistant; Resident Assistant
RAK
Random Act of Kindness
RBS
Really Big Screen
RE
REgarding
RFC
Request For Comments
RFD
Request For Discussion
RFT
Request For Thinking
RHIP
Rank Has Its Privileges
RL
Real Life (i.e not on BBS or Internet)
RLCO
Real Life COnference
RNA
Ring, No Answer
ROFFNAR
Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL
Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFLAHMS
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROFLASTC
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLGO
Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLMAO
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
ROFLMAOOL
Rolling On the Floor Lauging My Ass Off Out Loud
ROFLOL
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLOLVH
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROFLWMK
Rolling On the Floor Laughing -- Wet My Knickers
ROFPML
Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing.
ROFTTPOF
Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTBA
Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF
Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAHMS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Side
ROTFLMAAOBPO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMBOUMGCAACTO4M
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My **** Off Until My Girlfriend Came Along And Cut Them Off For Me
ROTFLMFHO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ****ing Head Off
ROTFLYSST
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Yet Somehow Still Typing
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO
Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTM
Right On The Money
RPG
Role Playing Game
RSN
Real Soon Now
RT
Real Time
RTFA
Read The ****ing Article
RTFFAQ
Read The ****ing/Friendly Frequently Asked Questions
RTFI
Read The ****ing/Friendly Instructions
RTFM
Read The ****ing/Friendly Manual
RTFMS
Read The ****ing/Friendly Manual, Sir (from the military)
RTFQ
Read The ****ing/Friendly Question
RTFS
Read The ****ing/Friendly Source
RTFT
Read The ****ing Thread
RTI
Real Time Interruption
RTS
Read The Screen
RUMF
aRe yoU Male or Female?
S2BX
Soon To Be eX
SAMFU
Self-Adjusting Military **** Up
SAMFUTU
Situation Abnormal, More ****ed Up Than Usual
SAPFU
Surpassing All Previous **** Ups
SAR
Smart Ass Remark
SBCN
Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
SBID
****ty But It'll Do
SBN
Stark Bollock Naked
SCNR
Sorry, Could Not Resist
SDIHTT
SomeDay I'll Have The Time
SEC
SECond, eg. Wait a sec
SEG
**** Eating Grin
SEP
Somebody Else's Problem
SFLA
Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SGML
Standardized General Markup Language
SH
**** Happens
SHTS
Spit Hitting The Spam
SHTSI
Somebody Had To Say It
SICS
Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIG
Special Interest Group
SIIN
Stuffed If I Know!
SIL
Son In Law
SITD
Still In The Dark
SKS
Some Kind Soul
SLATFATF
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (4th part of THHGTTG)
SLIP
Single Line In Protocol; Serial Line Internet Protocol
SMAR
Suck My Ass Raw
SMO
Serious Mode On
SMOFF
Serious Mode OFF
SMOP
Small Matter Of Programming
SMTP
Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SNAC
Sitting Naked At Computer
SNAFU
Situation Normal - All Fouled Up
SNERT
Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNFIAA
Still No ****ing Idea At All
SNR
Signal to Noise Ratio
SO
Significant Other
SOI
Stink On Ice
SOL
**** Out of Luck
SOP
Standing Operational Procedures; Standard Operating Procedure
SOS
Same Old ****
SOSO
Same Old, Same-Old
SOVS
SomeOne Very Special
SPAM
SPiced hAM (Hormel's canned meat)
SSDD
Same ****, Different Day
SSIA
Subject Says It All
ST-DS9
Star Trek, Deep Space 9
ST-TNG
Star Trek, The Next Generation
ST-TOS
Star Trek, The Original Series
ST-VOY
Star Trek, Voyager
STBY
Sucks To Be You
STFU
Shut The **** Up
STFW
Search The ****ing/Friendly Web
STI/ST-TMP
Star Trek, first movie / The Motion Picture
STII/ST-WOK
Star Trek, second movie / 'Wrath Of Khan'
STIII/ST-SFS
Star Trek, third movie / 'Search For Spock'
STIV/ST-TVH
Star Trek, fourth movie / 'The Voyage Home'
STS
So To Speak
STV/ST-TFF
Star Trek, fifth movie / 'The Final Frontier'
STVI/ST-TUC
Star Trek, sixth movie / 'The Undiscovered Country'
SUCDIC
Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
SUFID
Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUNOILTY
Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
SUSFU
Situation Unchanged, Still ****ed Up
SUYP
Shut Up You Pervert
SW
SoftWare; So What?; Says Whom?; StarWars
SW-SE
StarWars Special Edition
SWAG
Simple Wild Ass Guess; Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK
Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW
Since When Do You Rule The Web?
SWILAC
She Whom I Love And Cherish
SWILAC
She Who Is Loving And Caring
SWMBO
She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWTSMBO
She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed
SWYP
So What's Your Problem?
SYSOP
SYStem OPerator
SYT
Sweet Young Thing
T4LMK
Thanks For Letting Me Know
T4LUK
Thanks For Letting Us Know
TA
Teaching Assistant
TAF
That's All, Folks!
TAFN
That's All For Now
TANJ
There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU
Things Are Really ****ed Up
TBA
To Be Announced
TBC
To Be Continued; To Be Confirmed
TBE
To Be Expected
TBH
To Be Honest
TBTT
Too Busy To Talk
TBTTME
That Brings Tears To My Eyes
TBYB
Try Before You Buy
TC
Telephone Call; Take Care
TCB
Taking Care of Business
TCBY
Taking Care of Business, Ya'll
TCD
The Cat's Dead
TDD
The Dog's Dead
TDD
The Daring Dufas
TDK
The Dog's Knob
TDM
Too Damn Many
TEOTWAWKI
The End Of The World As We Know It
TFB
Too ****ing Bad
TFE
Too ****ing Easy
TFL
Thanks For Looking
TFM
The ****ing Manual
TFS
Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFS
Thanks For Sharing
TFTT
Thanks For The Thought
TGAL
Think Globally, Act Locally
TGIF
Thank God Its Friday
TGTF
Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
THHGTTG
The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy
THO
Titty Hard On
TIA
Thanks In Advance
TIATLG
Truly, I Am The Living God
TIC
Tongue In Cheek
TIFY
Try It For Yourself
TIME
Tears In My Eyes (often in combination)
TIMIYS
The Item Mentioned In Your Sig(nature)
TIMTOWTDI
There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO
This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR
This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC
There Is No Cabal
TINSTAAFL
There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TINWIS
That Is Not What I Said
TIP
To Insure Promptness
TITS
That Is To Say
TITS
Taking It Too Seriously
TITS
Try It To See
TITS
Think It Through Stupid
TIWTGLGG
This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TJATAW
Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TLA
Three Letter Acronym
TLC
Tender Loving Care
TLG
The Living God
TM
Thread Mangler
TMI
Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU
The More I Know, The Less I Understand
TMWBTB
The Man Who Buys The Biscuits
TN
TelNet
TNOTVS
There's Nothing On Television, So ...
TNSO
Temptingly Naked Significant Other
TNX
ThaNX
TOS
Terms Of Service
TPAE
The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS(S)
This Program Sucks (Severely)
TPTB
The Powers That Be
TQM
Total Quality Management
TRATEOTU
The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe (2nd part of THHGTTG)
TRDMC
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS
Tough ****
TSJD
Texas Size Jelly Donut - official food of Texas sysops
TSOHF
Total Sense Of Humour Failure
TSR
Terminate and Stay Resident program; Totally Stupid Rules
TTBE
That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK
To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN
Ta-Ta For Now
TTL4N
That's The Lot For Now
TTM
To The Moderator
TTTSNBN
The Thread That Shall Not Be Named
TTUL
Talk (or Type) To you Later
TTYL
Talk To You Later
TTYRS
Talk To You Real Soon
TUFD
The User File Died
TWAIN
Technology Without An Interesting Name
TWATBILI
That Was A Typo But I Like It
TWIMC
To Whom It May Concern
TWYAS
That's What You All Say
TWYT
That's What You Think
TYLE
Took You Long Enough
TYVL,YWEL
Thank You Very Little, You're Welcome Even Less
TYVM
Thank You Very Much
U/L
Upload, send to the BBS
UAE
Unrecoverable Application Error (Bane of Windows users!); Unix Amiga Emulator; United Arab Emirates
UBD
User Brain Damage
UIAVMM
Unless I Am Very Much Mistaken
UL
Urban Legend; UpLoad, send to BBS
UNCLE
Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
UOK
yoU OK?
URLCM
yoU aRe weLCoMe
UTC
Under The Counter; Coordinated Universal Time (French initials)
UTSL
Use The Source Luke
UTT
Under The Table
VBEG
Very Big Evil Grin (as in
VBG
Very Big Grin (as in
VBSEG
Very Big **** Eating Grin (as in
VETLA
Very Enhanced TLA
VFM
Value For Money
VH
Virtual Hug
VPL
Visible Panty Line
VR
Virtual Reality
VT
Virtual Time
W3
see WWW
W8
Wait
W8ING
WaitING
WAB?
What, Another Bill?
WAEF
When All Else Fails
WAG
Wild-Assed Guess
WALOC
What A Load of Crap
WAMHD
Windows Ate My Hard Disc
WAMKSAM
Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
WB
Welcome Back
WCAGA
What Comes Around, Goes Around
WCTYBTWHTKY
We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
WDF
What Da ****?
WDYCA(I)
What Do You Call An (Irishman)
WDYMBT
What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WEFT
Wrong Every ****ing Time
WFHIT
What Fresh Hell Is This? (from the writings of Dorothy Parker)
WFM
Works For Me
WGAS
Who Gives A ****
WIBAMU
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNIF
Wouldn't If Be Nice IF...
WIMP
Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pull-down menus; Windows, Icons, Menus Pointer
WIZOP
Wizard Sysop (the primary forum administrator for a forum)
WMMOWS
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WOA
Work Of Art
WOFTAM
Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOLF
Witless One Line Followup
WOM
Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT
Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WOWF
Witless One Word Followup
WRATGAS
Who Really And Truly Gives A ****
WRT
With Regard To; With Respect To
WTF
What The ****
WTFDIC
What The **** Do I Care
WTFDIK
What The **** Do I Know
WTFDYTYA
Who The **** Do You Think You Are
WTFIIWT_A
What The **** Is It With These _____ Anyway?
WTFO
What The ****, Over (Reply)
WTG
Way To Go
WTH
What The Hell (or Heck)
WWS
Wife Wants Sex (please wait a tic)
WWW
World Wide Web; World Wide Waste; World Wide Waiting; World Wild Web; Why? Why? Why?
WYGIWYG
What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF
What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLABOCTGWTR
Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC
Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYP
What's Your Point?
WYSBANRTWYG
What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
WYSBYGI
What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG
What You See Is What You Get
WYSOH
Where's Your Sense Of Humor?
WYTYSYDG
What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
XYZ
eXamine Your Zipper
Y2K
Year 2000 (2000 = 2K)
Y3
Yadda Yadda Yadda
YA
Yet Another
YABA
Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YADS
Yet Another DOS Shell
YAFIANYGI
You Asked For It And Now You Get It
YAFIYGI
You Asked For It, You Got It
YANETUT
You Are Not Expected To Understand This
YAOTM
Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAP
Yet Another Ploy
YBYSA
You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCDBSOYA
You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass!
YCLIU
You Can Look It Up
YGTBK
You've Got To Be Kidding
YGTBSM
You've Got To Be ****ing Me!
YHBW
You Have Been Warned
YHB_
You Have Been ______
YHGASPL
You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad!
YHGMTPO_
You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ______
YHL
You Have Lost
YHNW
You Have No Warlord
YHTBT
You Had To Be There
YHTMTPO_
You Have Totally Misunderstood The Purpose Of _____
YIK
Yes I Know
YKIYEI
You Killed It, You Eat It
YKWIM
You Know What I Mean
YKYB
You Know You've Been
YKYBHTLWY
You Know You've Been Hacking For Too Long When You
YKYB_TLW
You Know You've Been ______ing Too Long When . . .
YLSNED
You Learn Something New Every Day
YM
You Mean
YMMD
Your Mileage May Differ
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary
YOYO
You're On Your Own
YR
Yeah Right
YSS
You Suck Severely
YWSYLS
You Win Some, You Lose Some
ZNT
ZiffNeT